A town which idiots think they know all about when they say it's in England... IT'S IN SCOTLAND!!! Lady Gaga is thinking of moving to yester house reasonably nearby(as rumoured).
Somebody once said that people say "This town is so boring, we must be in North Berwick" they were wrong, Fringe on the beach happened there and there are several festivals. That may sound boring but they can be really fun. In the summer, it's close to Edinburgh so you can go to the film festival which is AMAZING.
Idiot: Are we in England yet? I want to be there already
Average Person: We're not going to England, we're going to North Berwick.
Idiot:Sure we are, North Berwick is in England
Average Person: Actually it's in Scotland.
Idiot: Yeah, but isn't Scotland in England?
Average Person: No. it's not.
What is needed for this task;
1. man
2. partner
3. condom
4. sperm 5. anus 6. mouth
7. desire for the freakiest sex out there
Directions;
After night out wining and dining with your partner you bring them back for some fantastic loving. This is a move for the end of the night. After having sexual intercourse, using a condom and there is a little collection of sperm in the tip. Remove the condom from the shaft of the penis and insert the bottom of the condom in to your anus so that it is hanging down like the fruit of the pawpaw tree. Then get your partner to nibble and suckle at it like a baby pig until all the sperm is removed. After you can spoon.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.