Norng

Verb. Informing a group of friends what you're presently or planning on doing but having no intention of inviting anyone.

13:25 Person 1: Hey guys! I'm chilling at the park with wayyy too much beer wish I had help!
13:26 Person 2,3,4: Cool! We're free this afternoon! We're coming! Where are you?
13:50 Person 2,3,4: Hello?
...
14:15 Person 2,3,4: oh... He's just nornging us...

by BarelyBouldering May 22, 2020

Normgasm

The physical and emotional sensation of extreme pleasure and sexual excitement after seeing a picture of Norman Reedus.

Girl: "Wow, look at this picture of Norman Reedus!"
Norman fangirl: *Normgasms and passes out*

by Reeduslut April 10, 2013

William Norges

Another term for gay vikings. This term originated from Norway, during the first raid against the Lindisfarne in 793.

“Damned William Norges! Strike ‘em sinners down!”

by cringe terminator June 10, 2019

NORGANIC

(adjective) Describing any food or agricultural practice which may technically satisfy Big Food's newest definition of "organic", but which is far from the common understanding of the word. From "not really organic", hence: NORGANIC.

"That $9 Baby Greens Salad Mix should have a "NORGANIC" label on it when you consider that it was mono-farmed by an Agribusiness 2000 miles from here, vacuum-sealed in unrecyclable plastic, and picked by poorly paid migrant workers"

by Vergelimbo July 13, 2012

Nonged

1. When you think a confrontation is near with a small group of people but a large group of people show up instead
2. Running away from a confrontation with the law

Billy just got nonged, he thought we was finna fight Fred but Fred brought a squad of 15
Bruh he just nonged the fuck out of there

by nongs thai cuisine May 15, 2018

Norango

The small squirt of piss needed after having a big dump.

Billy: I need to go to the shitter.
Johny: Dude, you went, like, 5 minutes ago.

Billy: Yeah, but I forgot to let my norango flow and now I'm bustin'!

by Tapeworm Of TheApocalypse February 18, 2019

Noragami

An anime that will make you want to change your religion/ pick up a new one and you will definitely convert to Yatoism.

Note: do not watch if prone to impregnation through sexy eyes.

"You should get your girlfriend to watch Noragami!"

"No, man. She'll get pregnant from Yato's sky-murderous-sexy-cute-blue-sapphire-azure-bluebird-facebook logo orbs."

by lifegotmebytheballs May 29, 2016