The gayest piece of poopoo you will ever meet, he jerks and twerks to his dog and he can't pull cuz he ain't packing
Jadens mom: is that Nolan
Jadens dog: yea
Jadens mom: what a poopoo peepee head
by Jadens mom October 28, 2020
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Really cool, adorable, and has an amazing personality. He is an amazing listener in times of crisis. But if you don’t care about that he has a big ass dick to shove up your butt.
Girl one: “ hey there’s Nolan”

Girl two: “ he’s so hot
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A person with this name is usually friends with a person named Jesse and they both often bang the floor like an enraged gorilla. If you see a Nolan, keep your distance you don’t know when he is going to have another outbreak.
EVERYBODY RUN! NOLAN IS ABOUT TO BANG THE FLOOR VIOLENTLY!
by shefsmedia February 6, 2019
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A cute person that is funny as HELL! They will always comfort their friends.
Nick: Nolan is hilarious!
Mike: So glad he is our friend.
by Hamilton Fan #1 August 19, 2017
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An extremely funny person. A Nolan will make you feel special, unfortunately it is short lived but worth it.
He is a total Nolan. Have fun but don’t get sucked in.
by Her03 January 15, 2019
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Nolan's will either have lots of energy and endurance or will know lots about certain things, or maybe even both. Nolan's are rarely sexist but tend to make some jokes. Nolan's are very funny, a Nolan will make many faces. Nolan listens to many female hip hop artists like Beyonce, Nicki Minaj, Fergie, and Rihanna. Nolan will have large ambitions. Nolan's are great in the Bed (because of their endurance). If you are fortunate to become friends or more with a Nolan you wont regret it. PS they are also usally very horny.
Damn that kids' fuckin fast, No shit he's Nolan
by Thoughtsonpeople August 13, 2016
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