bitch it's me, and I read all of y'alls Nolan definitions, and they are the biggest lies ever.
Did you hear about Nolan? Yeah, me neither.
by Nolang2005 July 30, 2018
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A abnormally large penis that is always blocking entraces and getting in the way.
Yo buddy, get that Nolan out of my way.
by quinto54849 February 26, 2010
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A god among men, with muscles made of mountains. His large shiny nose is sometimes adorned with a graceful pimple, and he is very scary when angered so make sure to make sacrifices to him.
KoolAidMan: And then Nolan chugged seven chocolate milks and slammed the last on to his lunch trey. It was amazing and terrifying.
by TheRealKoolAidMan May 22, 2022
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A HORRIBLE LITTLE BROTHER WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT HIMSELF!!! YOUR NOLAN MIGHT BE AMAZING BUT MINE SURE ISN'T!!!!!!!
Me: "Nolan time to eat."
him: "SHUTUP!!! I'M PLAYING FORTNITE WITH MY DUDES!!!"
by What is happening April 25, 2019
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A cool dude who’s always wanting to help out others. He has a super cool sense of humor but is always making editorial comments. He will put other people before him and takes challenges like they are nothing. He’s super athletic and has high standards for himself and others. All of the girls will fall for him but he usually turns them down and has his eyes searching for the right girl
Wouldn’t you say Nolan is a god bro?
by Hshshdifgshstd dieheudvsuw6262 October 22, 2019
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A Nolan will always be by your side and do anything for the women he loves. Nolan is great in bed and always ready for sex. Nolan is great at sports. He love to go on vacation. Nolan loves guns and to go hunting and fishing. His favorite friend will stand by his side. Nolan will like a girl named Lauren. Nolan will protect everyone he knows and loves and is always ready to fight.
girls guns
WOW is that must be a Nolan.
by Nolancorn November 2, 2016
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Nolan is an awesome guy. Any girl who goes to school with a Nolan, go out with him before it is too late. A Nolan normally works out and is great in bed. Nolan has high standards for chicks but will always want a smart, kind girl. He likes the curves and is very charming. All girls will fall for him. Nolan is an Irish name and is quite rare. Only a very special person is called Nolan.

A message to all girls!

Go out with Nolan!
Chick 1: OMG Nolan is so hot
Chick 2: IKR Have you got his numba cuz like I have to be honest, I just wanna fuck him he is so sexy
by Alia is my dad November 2, 2018
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