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nob head 

someone who had a peins stuck on thier forehead. therefore he/she has a willy on his head with balls attached and a ball sack. They are therfore known as a dick head which means dilusional and irational
a guy walks into a coffee shop and asks for a a golf club. man what a nob head
nob head by Simon Taylor September 21, 2005

nob head 

in america it is the bellend (the head of a penis) many people in england belive this reasn but another comorn reason is a penis on the ead.
spongebob squarepants in a nob head

jack freeth is a nob head
nob head by jimbo big cock May 7, 2009

nob head 

A nob head simply displays a noob or dave mashal in other words
"Nob head get on Socom 2 so I can Uber Pwn you"
nob head by tu padre October 9, 2006

nob head 

one whose skull bone structure bears more than a passing resemblance to a penis
hey who is that penis shaped Cranium guy?

aw its just some nob head
nob head by Sid67 November 24, 2004

Nob head 

A Nob head is a different way of calling someone a dick head but if you have older parents the may think nob is made up so i would start to you use it (;
Shut up you nob head.

Mate your such a nob.
Nob head by Your nacks June 26, 2020

nob-head 

An irritating idiot with no redeeming features
Jack ? He's a complete nob-head
What kind of nob-head would do a stupid thing like that ?
What you lookin' at nob-head ?
Have you always been such a nob-head ?
nob-head by Marshallasthefish January 5, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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