No Man's Land

The shitty moment when a male gets caught between cumming and edging while masturbating. It is extremely unpleasant and frustrating. You can't go again for the full sploosh and the semi orgasm is shit.

I was jerking off last night and got caught in no man's land, it sucked.

by gmail3355allright November 9, 2018

No man's land

<noun> British slang

1) The area between two opposing forces' trenches during WW1. Characterised by a quagmire of saturated soil, crater holes, barbed wire, unexploded shells, quicksoil and rotting bodies. The last place on Earth you'd want to be in the period between 1914-1918, or for some time afterwards I'd imagine...

2) The area between your ballsack and your arsehole.

"Sgt. Harris was caught out in No-Mans-Land yesterday during a patrol. He's been pronounced Missing in Action... But I think we all know what really happened to him..."

"I love scratchin' mi' No Man's Land, *guffaw guffaw.*"

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

no man's land

In WWI, the 100 yards or so between the trenches of each side was littered with dead bodies. Anyone who enterd here would stand a high chance of getting shot by either side.

No man's land was an area where people were sure to get shot to death.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

No Man's Land

An area of no importance or significance; lost; a forgotten sweaty balmy place; sometimes it stinks

Stu is struggling to sit still in the van, says, "hey Tony, do me a favour, I've a strange feeling in a strange place, will you take a look and let me know what is going on? Barry pipes up and says, "by the way you're shifting around, that'll be your No Man's Land. I've seen it before and it ain't pretty".

by Who_flung_dung October 14, 2015

no man's land

The area between a male's nutsack and asshole.

I still stink even though i just took a shower, it may be my no man's land because i forgot to wash it.

by the kounterkulture January 4, 2009

No Man's Land

A flat, empty place where nothing exists apart from death. Basically a girl with no boobs.

I took a trip into my girlfriend's No Man's Land last night. It gave me nightmares.

by Joe with a neon trim June 1, 2009

no man's land

the place in a game of capture the flag that is located between the oposing team's teretories--- a place where neither team can tag anyone and send them to jail. In simple words, an area of land that no one "owns" (hence the name "no man's land"). also known as "nuteral zone" and other various names.

I followed those two kids from the other team out of the no man's land onto our side where I could tag them.

by LuthienTinuviel March 11, 2010