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When you swing from the hips to slap your cock on to the forehead of your wife and/or girlfriend/mistress. Best done when she is sitting at the computer.
Dude i laid the best no hander lander on Toni the other day! Good work Ben!
by oddy2222 February 25, 2019
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after taking a shower (normally sports players) flipping your dick up to your belly button multiple times then cathing it in-between your legs
Dude after our sweet win i took a shower and did a no hander lander in one shot
by osama bin diesel April 20, 2011
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