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No bitches syndrome

The inability to acquire positive attention from the female gender, i.e. women typically

this syndrome affects predominately males and is a terminal illness,

it shows its symptoms at an early age at 14 or 15
if the individual struggles to find an even temporary mate and is stuck in a perpetual state of "bitchlessness"
it is safe to say the individual in question has this syndrome
"the boy suffered deeply from no bitches syndrome causing him to die a virgin and with noone to continue his bloodline"
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No Bitches Syndrome

The absolute inability to acquire ang bitches whatsoever ; bitch-less. Although very uncommon, there are few instances where it can be cured.
“Ahh damn bro got No Bitches Syndrome”
“His ass got no bitches lmaooooo”
“She gets no bitches

(NBS) No Bitches Syndrome 

A syndrome where the sufferer is absolutely incapable of acquiring any bitches whatsoever, rendering them bitch-less. Also referred to as "NBS". Very common syndrome, and is very rarely curable (although not impossible to cure).
"Ahhh dang you must have NBS"

"I just got diagnosed with No Bitches Syndrome lmaoo"

(NBS) No Bitches Syndrome

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026