After a sentence, either sarcastic or serious when people have started laughing, use 'No seriously' to either show
A) You're serious and want them to stop laughing because it's not funny
or
B) You're taking the piss out of them by not being serious
A) You're serious and want them to stop laughing because it's not funny
or
B) You're taking the piss out of them by not being serious
Amy "Hey Ashlee, do you want to come with me and my extended family to woop woop for a month or two? It'll be super fun!"
Ashlee (laughs) "Yeah, a month or two in woop woop with your extended family will be super fun!"
Amy (pissed off) "No, seriously. I think I'll go ask Sarah. (under her breath) Bitch."
Jim "Dude, last night I had a totally rippin' threesome with Carmen Electra and Jessica Simpson!"
Joe (laughs) "Like fuck you did"
Jim (laughs) "No, seriously. I jacked off alone to Judge Judy."
Joe (disgusted) "Oh, dude" (leaves)
Ashlee (laughs) "Yeah, a month or two in woop woop with your extended family will be super fun!"
Amy (pissed off) "No, seriously. I think I'll go ask Sarah. (under her breath) Bitch."
Jim "Dude, last night I had a totally rippin' threesome with Carmen Electra and Jessica Simpson!"
Joe (laughs) "Like fuck you did"
Jim (laughs) "No, seriously. I jacked off alone to Judge Judy."
Joe (disgusted) "Oh, dude" (leaves)
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The ancient pact that unifies truth from brother to brother allowing the validity of a statement to be unquestioned.
PERSON 1 :"Dude, I just sharded all over myself!"
PERSON 2 : "No Lie Dead Serious?"
PERSON 1 : "Dude, No Lie Dead Serious!"
PERSON 2 : "No Lie Dead Serious?"
PERSON 1 : "Dude, No Lie Dead Serious!"
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