National touch ass day

Everybody gets to touch ass because its national touch ass day every april 12th

Boys im gonna touch her ass beacause its national touch ass day

by Tfydugugfi April 11, 2019

National don’t touch me day

Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day do t put your hands on me or we gone have to scrap

Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day watch out bro

by Dionta April 12, 2019

National Touch Minors Day

The "National Touch Minors Day" is a day when you can touch a person anywhere no matter the age.

This day is 14th April so get ready to be legally allowed to touch a minor

Policeman: "You're going jail for touching a minor"
Man: "But its National Touch Minors Day"
Policeman: "Fair enough you're good to go"

by Instagram: @maxsimms_ April 13, 2018

National don’t fucking touch me day

On April 22 it’s national don’t fucking touch me day.

If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.

by Hazelynn April 17, 2019

Touch The Kid Day

Hi my name is pontus i hide kids in my basement:)

What day is it today?
It's touch the kid day

by MatayNwordDiggah March 26, 2020

National touch your dad day

Touch your dad anywhere 😉😉 Only on may 5th

I touched my dad on his thing on national touch your dad day on may 5th only

by National rape your dad day May 5, 2020

NATIONAL TOUCH MY BOOB DAY

This day is where you touch my boobs for fun because it is so fun and you have an excuse to do it this day. This is on March 21st

Touch yer gurls tits cos it national touch my boob day

by Sixgippyguppies April 4, 2019