by nathannnnn829 October 18, 2020
A person who is suddenly, and probably artificially, very friendly to you or another person. Usually only used when the prior relationship was less than friendly or when the person is trying to get something.
Annie: Let's see a movie tonight.
Betty: What about Chloe? Don't you want to invite your new best friend?
Annie: As if.
Betty: What about Chloe? Don't you want to invite your new best friend?
Annie: As if.
by raindog469 February 25, 2006
by Student420 November 10, 2007
also see new favorite person / new favourite person
term of acceptance coming after someone has praised the works or acts of the author or speaker.
term of acceptance coming after someone has praised the works or acts of the author or speaker.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
Something awesome (especially something unexpected or surprising) that makes your life easier or in some way better; a declaration of love.
Also, part of a childhood playground threat.
Also, part of a childhood playground threat.
Wow! I had no idea that accurately graphing parabolas could be so easy! This TI-83 is my new best friend!
Alice, I can't believe you did that! Wow! You're my new best friend!
That was SO much fun! Rock climbing is my new best friend!
You didn't pick me first for your kickball team yesterday. I hate you now. But that's okay. Sally is my NEW best friend.
Alice, I can't believe you did that! Wow! You're my new best friend!
That was SO much fun! Rock climbing is my new best friend!
You didn't pick me first for your kickball team yesterday. I hate you now. But that's okay. Sally is my NEW best friend.
by Lady Chevalier May 23, 2005
; an idiom used sarcastically concerning any individual who's rude or abusive towards others verbally or physically.
by Panthera Atrox February 2, 2011
If a new friend thinks you should replace your old friends with new ones by meeting new friends, they're not much of a friend, which makes you wonder why they keep on pretending to be. The same goes for anything new, a new guard, a new order, a new normal, or a new world. The old dysfunctional world was good enough (real enough) as it was, and may never be as good as it was again (meanwhile people that want to benefit off a "new normal" such as a new guard try and tell you that things will be better at the end of the tunnel they put everybody in as a social experiment, all to lock down everybody's town with lies).
New friends are people you haven't known a long time, therefore you have no reason to trust anybody that tries to call themself your new friends. Anybody can pretend to be your friend, some can do it for years, so why would anybody want to replace the old with the new, whether it be friends or anything else in life? Because somebody else convinced them (manipulated them into) thinking it was a good idea?
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022