Nivea Lizard

Older variety of cougar known to frequent bars and pubs on a Friday afternoon.

Went to the bar for a TGIF session and was propositions by a Nivea Lizard. She promised she'd take out her teeth.

by Mark W Walker March 9, 2012

nivea jizzage

Another word for facial

play on "nivea visage", the popular moisturiser...

"I just splatted my Nivea Jizzage all over your face"

by -anonymity- June 10, 2008

nivea thompson

Nivea Thompson is the wife of Min Yoongi 2021. She is a mother of 2 by the names of Arianna Curiel and Liliana Contreras. Although Arianna Curiel was diagnosed with Down Syndrome at birth; Nivea still cherished her as if nothing were wrong.

Friend: "Hey! Does BTS Min Yoongi have a wife?"

You: "Yeah! her name is Nivea Thompson."

by joeballz July 19, 2021

Nivea Cream

A very annoying chammak who uses 2020 baddie combacks.

Me: Have you seen Nivea Cream today?
Someone: Yea shes hanging out with those other chammaks

Zaina, Nizrin and Zahra.

by Zaina fr slayed. November 6, 2022