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Nintos
" It Doesnt matter who comes, Death comes better with knives, with Nintos crush and obliterate lives!"
Nintos the Death maker *ching*
Nintos the Death maker *ching*
Nintos by Blue Ninja February 3, 2010
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Nintoddler
An annoyingly overzealous Nintendo fan boy. Worships Nintendo, Shigeru Miyamoto, Nintendo consoles and handhelds, and every game and character made by Nintendo. Is in danger of becoming a weeaboo (more like wiiaboo)
Nintoddler: OMR MARYO IS DA BES BC HE CNA JUMP AND STUFF ALL OTHER CAN SELF SUD
Reasonable Human Being: Nintendo consoles have a limited game library, mediocre hardware, and, as I have just learned, an immature fanbase. For the sake of my sanity, please shut the fuck up.
Reasonable Human Being: Nintendo consoles have a limited game library, mediocre hardware, and, as I have just learned, an immature fanbase. For the sake of my sanity, please shut the fuck up.
Nintoddler by SirLeedle April 11, 2015
Nintova's Wiitness
Group of japanese people (usually two) who come to your door holding they're Worshiping Idol Item (more commonly known as a Wii) trying to encourage others to join their religion. Once you open the door, they automatically cast their spell on you by reciting the magical words: "We would like tplay." If you are not fast enough to close the door, you'll soon find yourself playing a game with 3 other people (who may or you may or may not know, you won't care either way) as the two Japanese men sit in the corner with evil grins upon their faces filled with the sense of the knowledge; they got you. Then they disappear without a trace, on to search for their next victim.
Signs of an oncoming Nintova's wiitness visit include:
-Strange banjo music playing from an unknown source
-Everyone in the house (all four of you) gathering in front of the door to answer it
Things that will increase your susceptibility:
-Being a member of a family of four
-Having 3 other multi-cultural friends
-Just having four people being in the general area
To avoid:
-When opening the door yell: "NO NINTOVA'S WITNESS!" and run like the dickens. Turn off all lights and hide in a corner until sunrise (even if the sun is already out).
-Some people will say that assuming the fetal position is also helpful, but "experts" claim there is no conclusive evidence of this
-Also do not share hiding spaces. It makes the fear into a more concentrated substance. (They can taste your fear)
Signs of an oncoming Nintova's wiitness visit include:
-Strange banjo music playing from an unknown source
-Everyone in the house (all four of you) gathering in front of the door to answer it
Things that will increase your susceptibility:
-Being a member of a family of four
-Having 3 other multi-cultural friends
-Just having four people being in the general area
To avoid:
-When opening the door yell: "NO NINTOVA'S WITNESS!" and run like the dickens. Turn off all lights and hide in a corner until sunrise (even if the sun is already out).
-Some people will say that assuming the fetal position is also helpful, but "experts" claim there is no conclusive evidence of this
-Also do not share hiding spaces. It makes the fear into a more concentrated substance. (They can taste your fear)
*doorbell rings*
*Member of multi-cultural group of four opens the door*
Japanese dude: "We would like to pl-"
Member of multi-cultural group of four: "NO NINTOVA'S WIITNESS!"
*Slams door as everyone picks different corners and waits until dawn*
*Member of multi-cultural group of four opens the door*
Japanese dude: "We would like to pl-"
Member of multi-cultural group of four: "NO NINTOVA'S WIITNESS!"
*Slams door as everyone picks different corners and waits until dawn*
Nintova's Wiitness by dbn June 9, 2007
Nintoddler
A nintendo fanboy who constantly bootlicks nintendo, worships and glorifies nintendo products, even if they are far from being worthy of any praise.
Nintoddler by Smart-Himbo November 1, 2021
Nintoddler
A Nintendo fanboy. Typical characteristics are a low age, limited intelligence as well as very low expectations when it comes to hardware, game graphics and/or gameplay.
Nintoddler: OMG LOOK AT BREATH OF THE WILD! SUCH AMAZING GRAPHICS!!!!1
Normal person: Well actually, I think that those graphics are nowhere near up to-
Nintoddler: STFU THERE IS NO BETTER RPG THAN ZELDA!!!!1
Normal person: Well actually, I think that those graphics are nowhere near up to-
Nintoddler: STFU THERE IS NO BETTER RPG THAN ZELDA!!!!1
Nintoddler by t0b3 June 27, 2017
Ninto
An ancient word describing a blemish on an item of clothing stemming from misappropriate technique in masturbatory actions. Modern usage equivalent is 'cum stain'.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).