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Nintos
" It Doesnt matter who comes, Death comes better with knives, with Nintos crush and obliterate lives!"
Nintos the Death maker *ching*
Nintos the Death maker *ching*
Nintos by Blue Ninja February 3, 2010
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Nintoddler
An annoyingly overzealous Nintendo fan boy. Worships Nintendo, Shigeru Miyamoto, Nintendo consoles and handhelds, and every game and character made by Nintendo. Is in danger of becoming a weeaboo (more like wiiaboo)
Nintoddler: OMR MARYO IS DA BES BC HE CNA JUMP AND STUFF ALL OTHER CAN SELF SUD
Reasonable Human Being: Nintendo consoles have a limited game library, mediocre hardware, and, as I have just learned, an immature fanbase. For the sake of my sanity, please shut the fuck up.
Reasonable Human Being: Nintendo consoles have a limited game library, mediocre hardware, and, as I have just learned, an immature fanbase. For the sake of my sanity, please shut the fuck up.
Nintoddler by SirLeedle April 11, 2015
Nintova's Wiitness
Group of japanese people (usually two) who come to your door holding they're Worshiping Idol Item (more commonly known as a Wii) trying to encourage others to join their religion. Once you open the door, they automatically cast their spell on you by reciting the magical words: "We would like tplay." If you are not fast enough to close the door, you'll soon find yourself playing a game with 3 other people (who may or you may or may not know, you won't care either way) as the two Japanese men sit in the corner with evil grins upon their faces filled with the sense of the knowledge; they got you. Then they disappear without a trace, on to search for their next victim.
Signs of an oncoming Nintova's wiitness visit include:
-Strange banjo music playing from an unknown source
-Everyone in the house (all four of you) gathering in front of the door to answer it
Things that will increase your susceptibility:
-Being a member of a family of four
-Having 3 other multi-cultural friends
-Just having four people being in the general area
To avoid:
-When opening the door yell: "NO NINTOVA'S WITNESS!" and run like the dickens. Turn off all lights and hide in a corner until sunrise (even if the sun is already out).
-Some people will say that assuming the fetal position is also helpful, but "experts" claim there is no conclusive evidence of this
-Also do not share hiding spaces. It makes the fear into a more concentrated substance. (They can taste your fear)
Signs of an oncoming Nintova's wiitness visit include:
-Strange banjo music playing from an unknown source
-Everyone in the house (all four of you) gathering in front of the door to answer it
Things that will increase your susceptibility:
-Being a member of a family of four
-Having 3 other multi-cultural friends
-Just having four people being in the general area
To avoid:
-When opening the door yell: "NO NINTOVA'S WITNESS!" and run like the dickens. Turn off all lights and hide in a corner until sunrise (even if the sun is already out).
-Some people will say that assuming the fetal position is also helpful, but "experts" claim there is no conclusive evidence of this
-Also do not share hiding spaces. It makes the fear into a more concentrated substance. (They can taste your fear)
*doorbell rings*
*Member of multi-cultural group of four opens the door*
Japanese dude: "We would like to pl-"
Member of multi-cultural group of four: "NO NINTOVA'S WIITNESS!"
*Slams door as everyone picks different corners and waits until dawn*
*Member of multi-cultural group of four opens the door*
Japanese dude: "We would like to pl-"
Member of multi-cultural group of four: "NO NINTOVA'S WIITNESS!"
*Slams door as everyone picks different corners and waits until dawn*
Nintova's Wiitness by dbn June 9, 2007
Nintoddler
A nintendo fanboy who constantly bootlicks nintendo, worships and glorifies nintendo products, even if they are far from being worthy of any praise.
Nintoddler by Smart-Himbo November 1, 2021
Nintoddler
A Nintendo fanboy. Typical characteristics are a low age, limited intelligence as well as very low expectations when it comes to hardware, game graphics and/or gameplay.
Nintoddler: OMG LOOK AT BREATH OF THE WILD! SUCH AMAZING GRAPHICS!!!!1
Normal person: Well actually, I think that those graphics are nowhere near up to-
Nintoddler: STFU THERE IS NO BETTER RPG THAN ZELDA!!!!1
Normal person: Well actually, I think that those graphics are nowhere near up to-
Nintoddler: STFU THERE IS NO BETTER RPG THAN ZELDA!!!!1
Nintoddler by t0b3 June 27, 2017
Ninto
An ancient word describing a blemish on an item of clothing stemming from misappropriate technique in masturbatory actions. Modern usage equivalent is 'cum stain'.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.