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Niner Bikes

THE BIG REVOLUTION. 29ers only!

Makers of the best bikes out there. Niner's expertise in the 29er wheel size, superb craftsmanship, quality materials, and outstanding engineering means that they're at the top of the game when it comes to mountain bicycling.

"It’s more than just a name. It’s our passion.

The 29” wheeled bike isn’t just a token in our line-up. It is our one and only love, our heart and soul out there on the trail.

It’s 100% commitment to a wheel size we believe in, to impeccable designs & exquisite ride quality. It’s a dedication we want to share with you on every ride."

Pedal Damn It!
Rider #1: "Wow you're so much faster on that Niner RIP 9 than you were on your 26er!"
Rider #2: "I know! The 29" wheels and perfectly tuned CVA suspension means I can climb efficiently while still being able to push my limits on the downhill! This bike is so much fun!"
Rider #1: "And it's sexy too! Niner Bikes sure knows how to make a nice lookin' ride!"
Rider #2: "Hey you can take it for a spin if you want, just be sure to wipe the drool off when you're done!"
Niner Bikes by 29erider February 22, 2011
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026