Night freaks

When you get up to go to the toilet in the night and when your done you run back to the bed as quickly as you can as you can sense a evil presence.

Night freaks occur often when one has a weak bladder

by Ghosthunter88 March 3, 2017

Night Freak

Is when a person is involuntarily accosted sexually, normally in the form of oral sex, generally referred to when it is the female initiating the act while she is awake and her male target is asleep. Although the scenario thus described is the most common usage, it does have derivatives and alternative sexual encounters that relate to the same. 1.) When an awake female performs oral sex, or fellatio, on a male when he is asleep. 2.) Any sexual situation that is perpetuated by a waking party, or parties, as the sexual target is accosted. 3.) Having an orgasm during a 'night freak' session, whether awake or asleep, when climax occurs. It is often a reciprocal statement of the obvious.

After a female pulls such a stunt on a sleeping male: "Whoa! I couldn't believe that such a church going girl like Linda would pull a 'night freak' on me like that!"

When a guy awakes during a 'night freak' and cums: "Oh, God! I just 'night freaked', baby!"

A gay encounter: "I thought he was just dreamy and he shot out buckets and howled like a wolf when I did a 'night freak' on him! Whadda guy!!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado April 29, 2008

Sunday Night Freak Show

Every Sunday evening on TLC they have shows about tree man or the woman with giant legs.

Me: "Did you hear about the 40 year old stuck in a 10 year olds body?"
You: "Yeah, it was on the Sunday Night Freak Show."

by BixiBite January 25, 2011

late night closet freak

A lady who decides to be prude on the streets but when late night come, oh watch yo' bad self.

Good thing your parents don't know she's a late night closet freak.

by Mlewis February 15, 2008