mom- honey what’s wrong with your lamp
daughter- nothing it’s just my lamp
mom-turn it on
daughter- ok
daughter- i guess it’s broken nigga lamp- suck my cock bitch
A porno where a black man dressed up as a lamp in a corner where a pornstar didn't see his entire body. The mother would then look at the lamp and not say anything before she would walk away. The pornstar is then plowed.
Example one:
Mom: "That's a weird lamp"
Daughter: "Um.... It's a new lamp"
Example 2:
Boy one: "have you seen nigga lamp?"
Boy two: "Yeah that shit is whack."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*