Nicolai is a very usually a very odd person. Most people would be fooled by his kindness. Little do they know when he convinces you to his home he will make you his sex slave.
by The ass crack bandit September 21, 2014
Nicolai is a champion at chugging beer. He drinks vodka for breakfast, beer for lunch and antibac for dinner. Dont mess with Nicolai, he’s a badass.
by BigDNic October 28, 2022
This guy is a fucking massive cunt. He is what we in Denmark call a bums. His penis is 2 cm when its hard.
by Polle pik August 25, 2021
by Mr. Thanospacito December 19, 2018
by XXXABboOod6969 September 29, 2018
An expression that started on reddit, describing a person thats allways sceptical regardless of what you say, and regardless of how sound a statement is
by Morganum87 January 7, 2023
The sexiest, awesomest man in the entire world, with a huge penis and a great suave attitude. Sure to make any woman's bed rock any time, any day, any place. You'll never find a greater sex machine in the entire universe, because he is the fucking man. Better even than Chuck Norris.
"Dude, did you see Nicolai Barnes last night?"
"Yeah, man, I couldn't sleep with all the women he was pleasing!"
"Yeah, man, I couldn't sleep with all the women he was pleasing!"
by DJayce September 14, 2011