Nick Poerio Share definition Flag a short, fat dago who is famous for his legenday chode (i.e. The opposite of Jonah Falcon or John Holmes.) Richard: Dude, I almost hooked Yaylor last night, but then she relized I was a Nick Poerio. Nick Poerio by thelefttesticle4ever December 12, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Nick Poerio mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch