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Nick’s mom 

Just a bitch

Yep

There’s no sex joke

I’m serious, she’s just a bitch
Person 1: Damn, Nick’s mom is really riding my ass today
Person 2: Figuratively or literally?
Person 1: Both
Person 2: Damn. Been there bro
Nick’s mom by pOng_wong April 27, 2022

Nick’s Mom’s Poon 

A very disrespectful way to disrespect someone’s mother when you are describing something that is very deep or wide. This phrase should only be used to describe something that fits the criteria of being deep or wide very well.
Man I saw the Mariana Trench and it was as big as Nick’s Mom’s Poon!!!!

nicks mom is hot 

When the birth giver of nick, he calls her mom but everyone else calls her mommy.

You may wish to get some action with that sexy lady but can’t because shes nicks mom. Shes the only reason why you choose to hang out with nick and have sleepovers, waking up to waffles and eggs made from scratch with those two jugs right in front of you almost gives justice to nicks corny ass personality and fugly appearance you have to deal with.
Guy 1: woah dude nicks mom is hot af ong.
Guy 2: fr I wish I could fuck that milf

Guy 1: same but like shes nicks mom
Guy 2: fuck thats right I hate that

Nicks mom 

Likes to eat raw mango deer jerky. She can be used many ways ;) . #milfnation
Nick: hey guy wyd?
You: nicks mom duh
Nicks mom by Freznough1332 April 17, 2019