Spooky Newcomb

The creepy guy who always works the late shift at your local Kum and Go. He is usually overweight, wears bottlecap glasses, has a haircut that looks like that of a rebellious monk with highlights, and will often try to engage the customer in feelings talks. It would be safer and more comfortable to buy your late-night gatorade from the crack dealer across the street.

Did you see the way that Spooky Newcomb counted out my change? It gave me the willies

by walkingdictionary11 October 19, 2010

Savannah Newcomb

My lovely wife

Savannah Newcomb is the reason I'm 80% Lesbian

by Kowuu May 16, 2021

Newcombe Sluts

Dalhousie University students from the Girls-Only residence who come to Eliza Ritchie drunk and wreck our bathrooms. Generally their names are forgotten and cause massive scenes because of it.

Dude 1: Dude, what was her name again?
Dude 2: I dunno man, some Newcombe Sluts.

by Barneywestside February 13, 2010