kum and go

A chain of gas station/convenience stores primarily in the Midwest, over half of which are currently located in Iowa. The name is a play on the phrase "come and go" (obviously) but the initials are changed to reflect those of the parent company, Krause Gentle Corporation. Many people have observed that the word "Kum" is closer in spelling and appearance to the word cum than "Come", giving the name an unintended sexual connotation... or perhaps that was the intent of Kraus Gentle Corp. all along, seeing as how Kum and Go is one of the few convenience stores to regularly carry pornography. Whatever the reason, Kum and Go is a very successful branch of its parent company, and the number of stations are planned to nearly double by 2008.

"Let's stop at Kum and Go for some gas and porn."
"Ha ha... kum..."
"Yes, I've lived here for 13 years. It's not that funny anymore."

by uninvitedguest April 17, 2006

kum and go

Kum and Go is a kick-ass convenience store with an unfortunate name, although I like to see peoples' reactions who haven't ever seen one before.
Alternate names I have for this store are "Ejaculate and Evacuate" and "Jizz and Jet."

I'm hungry, let's go to Kum and Go to get some crappy gas station food. Hell, let's get two kinds of gas! Some for my car and some for my ass!

Kum and Go...haha, WHAT THE FUCK. Yeah, I have a dirty mind and I laugh becuase I'm like 12 years old...hehehehee...

by CoolHandLuke May 1, 2006

kum and go

The only place that still has Rockstar energy drink and porno

kum n go is fuckin awesome, it's the only clean convience store I've been to.

by 14012008011413070515180705 February 7, 2005

kum and go

The greatest convenience store ever, also a card game invented by Andrew Huber and Eric Eldritch where you get to shout out things like dirty sanchez, sausage drop, and syphillis.

i stopped at the kum and go to pick up a pack of blunt wraps and a 40.

by Kum and Go February 26, 2003

Kum and go

Anither word for your local whore.

"I saw you with Jody last night"
"No man, shes a kum and go"

by Datoneboi April 22, 2017

Kum and Go

When you take a slutty girl to a certain convient store, jerk off into her face, then pull a bang-bro (push her out of the car and speed off)

J-money: yo dawg im exhausted
Blazin Hazen: why niggat?
J-money: I just pulled a kum and go on that slut thats been blowin up my cellular device
Blazin Hazen: fo'real? u even pulled a bang-bro?
J-money: you know it!

by jliasb July 23, 2009

Kum and go

When you go on omegle and convince a girl to show you her titties, you immediately cum, then leave

Yo Brian I just pulled a kum and go on this fine ass bitch last night

by Big thicc oof October 26, 2018