newbie scum

Someone new to a discussion forum who is not qualified to make witty input to the community.

From the Phrase "fuck off and die newbie scum", common amongst the people of Carter's World.

by Pugwash February 18, 2005

Newbie Suprise

When a man is losing his virginity, and he ejaculates at the sheer thought of losing it, a couple seconds after feeling the vag with his penis. This sudden burst of premature-ejaculation is known as a "Newbie Suprise"

Brad: Hey budd, what did you do this weekend?
Newbz: I finaly fucked my girl
Brad: Well, howd it go?
Newbz: Newbie suprised on that bitch, it sucked!

by newbiesupriser93 April 25, 2009

stfu newbie

Shut the Fuck Up Newbie. Telling one to shut the fuck up and refering to him/her as a newbie

<Person #1>: you hax
<Person #2>: STFU newbie

by Justin Lin September 12, 2003

simply a newbie

a simple newbie.

I am simply a newbie.

by Megan March 3, 2004

Newfie steak

Simply put: it's fried bologna. Just get a slice of bologna, fry it up in a pan. You've got yourself some Newfie steak.

It's usually a breakfast food but it's a quick snack if you're into that sort of food.

"Man, I've got the munchies. Think I'll go fry myself up a Newfie steak."

by NChick1987 February 1, 2006

Newfie Sting

When you sell something to a Newfie and when cash is about to change hands they tell you they are short $20.

I sold my short course truck and buddy stung me for $20, Newfie sting

by Newfie Sting March 3, 2015

Newfie Ski Doo

When you climb onto a moose's back while it's crossing a lake, then jump off as it first touches land. CAUTION!!! Only ballsy Canadians are allowed to do this!

Ay, yo! I had to get across de lake to see my brudder, so I took a newfie ski doo to see him, ay!

by PantlessSnake24 April 8, 2019