New Jersey Bachelor's Degree

A high school diploma.

Frankie's family was so proud of him for getting his New Jersey Bachelor's Degree that they bought him a brand new car. He uses his new car to drive to and from his job as a fry cook at Sal's Kitchen.

by Poor_Woobie February 11, 2009

People's Republic Of New Jersey

A term used humorously and seriously to describe the oftentimes "Un American" intrusive, overregulatory, and overbearing activities of the state and local governments in the state of New Jersey. Used typically in the context of overtaxation, de facto denial of second amendment rights via foot dragging in issuance of FID (Firearm Identification Card), and oftentimes overbearing environmental regulation.
In other words, a "regime" that blatantly disregards the constitution and acts as a quasi independent entity. Also known as People's Socialist Republic of New Jersey, People's Socialist Republik of New Jersey, People's Democratik Republik Of New Jersey or variations thereof. Usuually abbreviated as PRNJ, PSRNJ, and variations thereof.

Dammit my taxes went up without me having a say in it. These corrupt politicians in the People's Republic Of New Jersey are like dictators.

New Jersey is not America, hence we call it the People's Republic of New Jersey.

Just because gays can have civil unions, doesn't make the People's Republic Of New Jersey a welcome place for most individuals.

Why anyone in their right mind would willingly live in the People's Republic of New Jersey and submit to onerous regulations of their daily lives is utterly and completely beyond comprehension.

by LONFOG April 9, 2010

New Jersey Spatula

When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula

Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!

*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*

by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018

New Jersey Speed Bag

When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.

I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!

by New Jersey Speed Bag ASC. January 12, 2020

New Jersey Slickback

A sexual act in which one participant elects to receive an organic shampoo alternative generally provided by a group of three or more men pleasuring themselves manually. Once all of the sperm donors have made their contribution the recipients hair is brushed back resembling the common New Jersey “guido” hairstyle.

See Also

Head and Shoulders Penis Pullers

Person 1: Hey did you see Elias’s new hairdo?

Person 2: Yeah! I heard he went to Nicky Clips and the boys hooked him up with a New Jersey slickback!

by HeadAndShouldersPenisPuller January 19, 2020

New Jersey Slide

A very quick change of two or more lanes on the highway, generally causing severe body roll to a car.

Your going to need to do a mean New Jersey Slide to get off at this exit.

by Bob Growler January 1, 2009

New Jersey Steamroller

While having sex with a girl doggy style, you ejaculate onto a dirty sock (smellier the better) and shove it in the girl's face. You then proceed to roll over her (as if you are a steamroller) and mash her face into the dirty sock.

While driving on the NJ turnpike:

Man #1 - "Wow, it smells awful."

Man #2 - "Reminds me of the time I gave that stripper from Westwood a New Jersey Steamroller."

by WestwoodAll-Star June 24, 2010