A New York Jet is a slender penis that goes off and jizzes prematurely.
"You like New York Jets? Maybe we can go out sometime... The Jets can play the Browns in your Butt Bowl."
by Mars-El October 2, 2023
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A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.
Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?
by bumsquad pioneer October 8, 2021
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The act of having sex with your girlfriend. Just before you ejaculate, she slaps around your dick while you jiggle her boobs and squeeze milk from them.
I tried the New York Shaker with Cindy last night. She loved it!
by KalloFox34 May 15, 2019
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When You take Aunt Jemima's syrup and put it on your penis and penetrate both sides of your lady. Once you get a sticky and dry penis you jizz on both sides and keep penetrating. Now you let your lady give a taste to see if it's good or not. If it isn't good enough I recommend putting more jizz.
Dude that last night with that crazy! I gave her a good ol' New York Syrup.
by AndrezlelvgÖ December 6, 2016
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A sloppy sandwich with a sexual reference. Usually eaten by Pueblo fold from El Paso.
Damn bro don’t be a kitty kat, put that New York Steamer in your mouth.
by Qbert 1978! October 23, 2019
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