The fascist government of the United Kingdom created and ruled by Tony Blair.

New Labour's policies essentially state that everyone in Britain is a danger to themselves and others and must be monitored, controlled and - crucially - taxed to the point of abject poverty.

Income Tax (22%)- tax on your declared earnings
VAT - (17.5%) tax on "luxury" purchases - like electricity and clothes
Council Tax - tax on living in a house
Road Tax - tax on driving a car
Fuel Tax - tax on buying fuel for car

Chancellor Golden Brown is working on new "stealth" taxes because the revenue raised from these sources simply won't balance the books.

New Labour's social policy is that everyone either works for a large multinational corporation or is unemployed. This is designed to help businesses such as Tesco by ensuring that competitin is eliminated. The long-term goal is for all companies in Britain to be owned by the same corporation.

New Labour employs the very latest advertising techniques and spent £60,000,000 promoting itself. That's more than most legitimate companies.

Tony Blair himself is an arrogant, self-aggrandizing fool who believes not in representation but rather in management; that is to say he does not feel that he is there to represent the people of the UK but rather to allow them to be exploited by his expensively-suited business friends.

He believes that dissent must be crushed rather than listened to and to this end he sacks anyone who does not agree with him and uses the BBC as a propaganda tool. Obsessed with his "place in history" he does not seem to realize that he is already regarded by most of the population as a figure of hatred and mockery.
New Labour - notable policies

The Millenium Dome
Being a poodle of George W Bush
Lying about WMDs
The Iraq War
Taking over the BBC for propaganda purposes
Dr David Kelly - murdered by MI5
ID cards
Organising the London Tube bombings
Postal Voting fraud
Refusing to sack incompetent ministers
Blair Force One

- and that's just the ones that we know about
by Alison Hannigan June 21, 2006
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New labour, old labour renamed in the hope that they would have a lib dem effect and all the young ones would love them which they do, they get to have asbo's to make them look tough, more people pass GCSE and AS levels (by taking as many resits as they want and the fact that its easy but thats not the point blair thinks)
Tries to get us all to loose weight and be healthy one word, Prescott, basically lib dems in red and in power.
by Emmzy February 11, 2006
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Different to the old labour party, the became new labour in about 1994 when tony blair became leader and there heading for the right.
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The Labour Party without the Labour. See also: Old Liberal Party.
The whole point of the Labour Party was so that working class people wouldn't have to vote Liberal any more. Now Labour are the new old Liberals, the Conservatives are the old New Labour, and the LibDems are somehow the old Tories and the old Labour Party at the same time. British politics makes no sense...
by dudeinwales October 26, 2006
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