As opposed to Heavyweight Television, Neutered Television is a term used to define run of the mill, generic, & censored tv shows, generally on networks such as ABC, NBC, CBS etc. These shows are usually censored of sex, language, & violence, and often pale in comparison to serialized Heavyweight TV shows on cable & premium cable channels.
Person 1: "Did you check out the latest episode of Scandal on ABC last night"

Person 2: "HELL NO! I don't watch ABC or any Neutered Television shows. Just watch some Breaking Bad motherfucker!!!"
by Void4President January 9, 2015
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When a person gets caught on the computer via the internet watching porn switching naked photos ,and the spouse takes the computer out of the house
Jack calls up jim and says hey how come I don't see you online anymore ?

Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .

Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?

Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.
by troubledemon February 10, 2010
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This is a Halo term, meaning a wharthog lacking a turret, these are usually found in campaign, or done by a glitch. The only purpose of having one is the fact that noobs heavily avoid this, as if their life depended on it.
PRO 1: "Hey, lets use tat's mods like consumer whores to get a Neutered warthog on our map so no people cheat."
NOOB: "HELL NO I need mah gauss cuz the game is g@y withoutz it because they is MLGEEEEEEEEEEE."
PRO: "Why did I add you?"
NOOB: "MLGEEEEEEEEE!@"
by tat 1 dude July 21, 2010
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The act of suppressing a wall outlet's ability to take in plugs, usually stripping it of its several hardy holes. Also to prevent outlet reproducing (sex lmao).
Outlet: I am an outlet
Hardmanson: I've had enough, I will be outlet neutering you

Outlet: No
by The New Jersey Times January 11, 2023
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The process of brutally ripping your testicles out from between your legs and later frying them at a KFC.
I just gave myself a self neuter! It was painful but my balls were just so fucking scrumptious after I ate those motherfuckers at my local KFC.
by Bigbootyhoe47 December 24, 2020
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A computer mouse with out a tracking ball. Similar to a bobbed mouse with out a tail. Could be both if it does not have a bad credit rating and still has some charge left in it.
Look at all the red blood under that mouse. It must be a neutered mouse.
by less than average April 29, 2007
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a form of friendship that is severely limited by one or both person's marital status, job title, etc.

Basically, it can only be so much.
I realized that my friendship with Joanna was going to have to be neutered when our boss told her husband about me.

Our neutered friendship is restricted to short chats between shifts.
by elantzb June 13, 2011
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