The creepy janitors closet in a school near you. Mostly always has a janitor named Neal working there. Strawberry yogurt is often found there because his pet mollusk loves it.
"Hey Jon, lets go to Neal's Nook!"
" No man, his mollusk is probablyeating in there! It's creepy!"
"Hey dude, last night I just finished a book called downsiders, and it was awesome, you should read it too!"
"I know, I am reading a book called challenger deep by neal shusterman too!"