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Usually a man with a nice pair of titties, usually shy and reluctant to let people grab them. Likes shitty music as well.
Mike: Damn, that girl is cute man. I should talk to her.
John: HE is a Nepal San.
Mike: Ew nevermind
Nepal San by Ya boi emp May 22, 2018

Neal's nook 

The creepy janitors closet in a school near you. Mostly always has a janitor named Neal working there. Strawberry yogurt is often found there because his pet mollusk loves it.
"Hey Jon, lets go to Neal's Nook!"
" No man, his mollusk is probably eating in there! It's creepy!"
Neal's nook by Hank Thomas August 22, 2016

James Neal's Disease 

The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals
He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease
James Neal's Disease by WomanLover69 November 18, 2018

Sexual Nepal 

a person seen as the apex of sexual prowess one to be conquered, as nepal is home to the tallest mountains in the world.
After hearing what john mayer said about jessica simpson she has become a sexual nepal for many men.
Sexual Nepal by SherpaToday February 13, 2010

Neal Stephenson

One of the greatest scientific and historic authors ever. Written novels based on the development of modern science, mathmatics and cryptography.
Neal Stephenson's best books are:
Cryptonomicon
The Baroque Cycle
Neal Stephenson by crazy_ivan45 September 12, 2005

Neal Shusterman 

An award-winning author who is known for his awesome, and amazing books
"Hey dude, last night I just finished a book called downsiders, and it was awesome, you should read it too!"
"I know, I am reading a book called challenger deep by neal shusterman too!"
Neal Shusterman by starwarsfan123 January 5, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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