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Neopets avatars 

A very popular part of the online game, Neopets, Neopets avatars are little squares that appear next to your name on the chat boards (and they are also shown when your username is looked up in the Search bar). They display an image, or an image with text. Most of the time, they are animated. There are many ways to get them: they include equipping your Neopet with a certain weapon, using a Morphing Potion on your Neopet, having a certain item in your inventory, etc. You start out with a group of non-secret avatars, but you can collect "secret" ones around the site using the aforementioned methods. The number of "secret" avatars you have collected will be displayed in your userlookup (or profile), and there is also a high score table where players can earn a trophy and a special "Avatar Collector" avatar for collecting the most "secret" avatars. There is even a special chat board specifically for discussion of avatars and avatar collectors.

While a lot of fun to collect, many players blame the arrival of "secret" avatars for the downfall of the Neopian economy. A formerly-affordable item will rise to hundreds of thousands of Neopoints (the site's currency) just because an avatar was released to go with it. An example is an item known as a "Quadrapus": it was worth 20,000 Neopoints at the start, which is quite cheap. However, now you cannot get one for under 350,000 Neopoints at the time of writing, because it can give you an avatar. This can be very frustrating, as it is difficult for the average user to earn Neopoints on the site, and even more difficult for them to purchase items when sellers get greedy and inflate such items to immense proportions over a square of pixels. Before avatars arrived, many items were more affordable than they are today. One item- 200,000 Neopoints before its avatar was released- has even risen to 30 million Neopoints (at the time of writing)!
Neopets News: "Can you figure out how to unlock this spooky-cute Blorpulous avatar?"
Avatar Collectors: "Look, a new avatar! We must have it!"
Avatar Collector: "Something Has Happened! You are now eligible to use "Blorpulous - Spooky" as an avatar on the Neoboards!"
Avatar Collector: "You need to have a 60-day-old Blorpulous attached to your pet, then view its lookup ^_^"
What will inevitably happen-
Sellers: *buy up all the cheap Blorpulous, then re-list them for 200,000 Neopoints each, effectively preventing your average Neopet user from obtaining one anytime soon due to the demand of avatar collectors who heavily collect Neopets avatars*
Neopets avatars by LindsWulf October 3, 2005
Words you can keep

Neopets Avatar Chat 

The Neopets Avatar Chat (abbreviated AC), or, technically the "Avatars/Neosignatures board" is the first board listed on the NeoBoards page. (it's arranged alphabetically.) The board is well-known as the following topics:

1. Lending Neopets or items for avatars, usually in exchange for collateral or another avatar item or pet.

2. When a new avatar comes out, many n00bs spamming by posting topics asking how to get it.

3. A place to invite people to private Avatar Guilds.

4. A somewhat replacement for the Neopets General Chat. There are many chat boards on the AC where people chat, rarely about avatars.

5. A board for dumb games like Avatar Simon or Avatar Survivor.
Player 1: How do I get the new avatar?
Player 2: Make an annoying board on the Neopets Avatar Chat.
Neopets Avatar Chat by Crazy June 20, 2006

Neopets Avatar Chat 

A place where no-lives go to lurk and flame others because they have nothing else to do besides sulk in there broken homes. Usually it consists of a bunch of individuals who attempt to collect virtual avatars, create supposedly "elite guilds" and brag when they get lent ELUSIVE ITEM AVATARS. They tend to overuse the "~" (tilde) and add "-eh" to the end of words. They use bright fonts that could make an epileptic kid seize. This is also a place known for frequent, but failed CG and Scamming attempts.
Example 1:

Person 1: OMG MY FQDEH JUST GOT SCAMMED ~~~ NO SYMPATHY PLEASE :* ~ eh

Person 2: OMG NO ONE GIVES A CRAP U LOSER DON'T LEND. As U CAN SEE DEY HAV NO AVS ANYWAY STUPID DON'T LEND! ~ :* eh

Example 2:

Person 1: Hey I'm cool!

Person 2: No you aren't omg you failure to lfie kajsdfka ~ -_-

Example 3:

Person 1: Someone just told me I have no friends D: D:

Person 2: Welcome to the Neopets Avatar Chat buddy!

Person 3: Lend me FQD?

Person 4: ~ ~ eh ~

Neopets Avatar Chat 

1)A evil place in the NeoPets Forums where beggers go to whenever they want a pet / item.
2)Flooding with people shownig off or aksing how to get the new avatar.
1) Can ihav ur cybunny plz?

2)omg lol!!1 igot the new avapotato and u dont hahhaha noob!

Neopets Avatar Chat 

Often called the "AC", this is where the wannabe 1337 neo-players hang out. Known for its rivalry with the BDC, or Neopets Battledome Chat, mindless chat is prevalent here, as well as chatspeak.

The AC doesn't care about spam at all, you can pretty much get away with anything you want there. Unless of course you insult a regular, which practically gets you flamed and banished for good by the other regulars there.
An Example of AC Chatting --
Topic: HAHA I GOT THE NEW AVATAR ... just kidding.
Replies: Lol you nub ...
God ur such a n00b REPORTED (this is actually rather rare, FYI)
Not funny. Go get a life.
You're such an idiot, bring your drivel elsewhere.
xDDDDD rofl

As you can see, the Neopets Avatar Chat is not exactly desirable. But it is addicting. =D
Neopets Avatar Chat by Asti April 15, 2006

Neopets Avatar Chat 

This is located on the Neopets.com message boards. Full of people who are illiterate and do not know what the shift key is for. They spend their time "collecting" Neopets avatars, but people in other boards tend to have more than the ACers themselves.
Although the word "avatar" is right at the top of the chat on every page, none can seem to spell the word properly.
Whenever a new avatar is released, the board is flooded with messages such as:

"LYKE OMG I GOT TEH NEW AVVICTOR", "how do u getz da new avaitor"
Neopets Avatar Chat by P December 21, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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