That pattern of hair that crawls from the back of your head down your neck, across the previously cut border, in an attempt to hide underneath the neck of your shirt.
Man, you gotta help me. It's not time for a haircut, so, if I supply the trimmers, will you cut off this relentless neck squirrel!
by 6-Pack Jack July 22, 2011
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1. person of very little importance or signifigance as coined by mixed martial arts fighter Jason "Mayhem" Miller 2. a frustrating person to deal with. 3. A person in position of power who abuses his power. 4. A term of endearment to friends; a nonsensical filler phrase.
by Eduardo Fantastico August 29, 2006
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A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels
Dude I went down on that chick for so long that my tongue went numb and I got Squirrel Neck.
by Bali50 May 16, 2019
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