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national wear pants day 

The last thursday in March developed in the early 2nd century BC by celtic traditions. Annually, observers forsake their traditional shorts and skirts for pants in honor of this holy day. To not observe this holiday is to flip god off.
Even Anthony observes National Wear Pants Day

National Pants Yourself Day 

National Pants yourself day is on Nov.8. While around a big crowd pants yourself to show you are confident about your body !!
Did you see hector yesterday during National Pants Yourself Day He must have a big cock if he’s so confident

National Shit Your Pants Day 

National Shit Your Pants Day, which takes place on April 28, is a regularly-celebrated holiday in the Midwest Region of America, most likely devised by clothing companies to sell replacement underwear and pants to partakers.
David: Why're you eating so much?

Mark: Tomorrow is National Shit Your Pants Day, I want to celebrate it with my girlfriend. Every year we shit each other's pants.
David: Romantic

national wear red pants day 

"Wow it's may 11th lets wear red pants cause it's national wear red pants day"

National grab under pants day 

Today, the 20. of may, any girl/boy finds it pleasant if the other sex (optional) puts theire hands in the others pants and grab that ass, pussy or dick
Girl :„happy national grab under pants day“

Guy : „thanks“
Guy starts fingering girl
Girl :„wow, thank you so much

National Cum In My Pants Day 

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”