National pants day

On october 18th you can pants anybody you want.

hey boi lemme pants you on national pants day

by daddyjaz October 17, 2018

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national wear pants day

The last thursday in March developed in the early 2nd century BC by celtic traditions. Annually, observers forsake their traditional shorts and skirts for pants in honor of this holy day. To not observe this holiday is to flip god off.

Even Anthony observes National Wear Pants Day

by fastrun97 March 29, 2015

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November 13th, national pee pant day

National pee pant day

November 13th, national pee pant day is when pee pant

come on guys, gals and non-binary pals!! Don’t be a pussy and pee pant

“How come he hasn’t pee pant yet?”
“I know, what a loser”

by Frog tibbies November 12, 2020

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National Shit Your Pants Day

National Shit Your Pants Day, which takes place on April 28, is a regularly-celebrated holiday in the Midwest Region of America, most likely devised by clothing companies to sell replacement underwear and pants to partakers.

David: Why're you eating so much?

Mark: Tomorrow is National Shit Your Pants Day, I want to celebrate it with my girlfriend. Every year we shit each other's pants.
David: Romantic

by TheRealJodgd April 17, 2021

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National grab under pants day

Today, the 20. of may, any girl/boy finds it pleasant if the other sex (optional) puts theire hands in the others pants and grab that ass, pussy or dick

Girl :„happy national grab under pants day“

Guy : „thanks“
Guy starts fingering girl
Girl :„wow, thank you so much“

by Max1220 May 15, 2018

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