National Jerk day
National jerk day is on 5th of december the day of the year when all man masturbate on hot girls pictures
National Jerk day by Pricopeanca December 5, 2020
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National Jerk Off Day
In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
National Jerk Off Day by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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National Jerk Off Day
December 1st is a holiday for all the brave boys and men who fought through their urges throughout No Nut November! It’s a celebration of what they accomplished and what they will do during Destroy Dick December!
National Jerk Off Day is on December 1st! A celebration of what’s accomplished during No Nut November!!
National Jerk Off Day by FlareHC October 18, 2019
National Jerk Off Day
December 23rd, national jerk off day. Go wank a quick one and get that dopamine rush!
Release it the day before Christmas Eve!
Release it the day before Christmas Eve!
Phil: I don’t know what to do, I’m so bored
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!
National Jerk Off Day by SavvySpanishMan October 2, 2021
National Jerk Off Day
On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.
Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
National Jerk Off Day by AFrickenGenius November 16, 2019
National Suicide Jerk Day
Hey bro tomorrow is National Suicide Jerk day you participating?
Nah I got caught last year... they threatened to neuter me!
Nah I got caught last year... they threatened to neuter me!
National Suicide Jerk Day by DaRacoon March 12, 2020
National Jerk Off Day
On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
National Jerk Off Day by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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