A day to commermorate the greatest and sexiest man alive, your friend, Huzzy. He is a true sex god. He is irresistible and gets all the ladies... and the gentlemen. As soon as he walks into the room, heads turn. He fills the room with his laughter. His simple touch can heal humans, animals and all other kinds of life. This day is best celebrated by grabbing your Huzzy by the ankles and tying in up while he lays inside a red pentagram surrounded by black candles.
National Huzzy Day takes place on the 15th of December; one ofthe most important holiday of the year.
by BeefBoyIsBack November 22, 2020