National Smack a Short Bitch Day

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.

A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

by Fratto_Inc October 7, 2021

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National Fuck A random bitch day

On April 20th, you make love to a random person, usually a complete stranger or someone you randomly find on the street

Me: Wanna fuck?
Her: Why not it's "National Fuck A random bitch day" today

by (. ) ( .) April 19, 2018

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National Cheat on your Bitch Day

National Cheat on your Bitch Day, also known as National Cheat on your Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Hoe Day, is September 17. This is the day where you become a terrible person and cheat on your significant other, or your side-chick.

“Yoo! Its national cheat on your bitch day, go cheat on Melissa, she a whore anyway.”

by Eminem’s unpopular opinions September 13, 2022

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National you get no bitches day

August 24th is a day where those who have the inability to spit game or riz up can come together and celebrate bad they are at attracting those of the opposite/same sex

John: bro have fun celebrating
Michael: celebrating what?
John: national you get no bitches day unlike you I can't celebrate cause I actually get bitches

by Jimmy winger August 10, 2022

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