The verb 'Natalie Portmaning' refers to 'having rough anal sex'.
I am a big fan of scuba diving, playing the banjo and Natalie Portmaning.
I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.
My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.
I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.
My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.
by KWLXXXVII July 19, 2014
The verb 'Natalie Portmaning' refers to 'having rough anal sex'.
I am a big fan of scuba diving, playing the banjo and Natalie Portmaning.
I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.
My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.
I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.
My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.
by KWLXXXVII July 19, 2014
1. I heard she was pretty but she's totally a Natalie Portman.
2. She acts about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
2. She acts about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
by Bite me March 19, 2005
Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase.
Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.
'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.
Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.
Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.
'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.
Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.
by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007
1. Someone who is overrated.
2. Someone whose facial expressions resemble wood.
3. Someone who is haughty.
2. Someone whose facial expressions resemble wood.
3. Someone who is haughty.
1. I heard she was pretty but she's a Natalie Portman.
2. She acted about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
2. She acted about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
by Bite me March 19, 2005
by Jedi421 January 07, 2009
The act of a woman performing anal intercourse on a man while wearing a strap-on. After intercourse, the man must then perform fellatio on the used strap-on. (Strap on preferably large and black in color.)
Guy 1: Dude it hurts so bad to sit down today.
Guy 2: Thats what The Natalie Portman will do to you man...also you need a breath mint.
Guy 2: Thats what The Natalie Portman will do to you man...also you need a breath mint.
by actionjackson888 February 27, 2011