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A rather self important, yet ultimately stupid and inconsequential fellow.
Never mind him, he's just a bit of a Nashton
Nashton by Dr Bunhead August 4, 2006
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A pompous, condescending, self-opinionated, would-be critic of the theory of evolution and its supporters. Also known as Nashton, Nasht0n, Gnashty etc. Apparently unsure of own gender, identifies self as either Nicolas or Nicola.
Frequent poster to talk origins message board,infuriates and/or amuses other posters. Alleged to give relief massage.
Lots of mouth and not much brain. Either a catfish or a NashtOn.
NashtOn by Tiktaalik August 6, 2006
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A large amount of liver disease.
The Doctor said my liver was Nashton.
Nashton by ThCuresMaster April 22, 2018

Nashton Butcher 

A man who generally eats and loves meat, a man having a particular distaste for vegitarians or vegans derived from his love of meat.
That guys a real Nashton Butcher all I ever see him eat is meat!
Nashton Butcher by 7454 June 2, 2009
Cute
Respectful
Big dick
Sweet, popular
Flirt, Lady's man
Did you see that Nashone
Nashone by ja'de February 14, 2012
A funny black man who is good with the ladies but often falls in love too quickly. You should always be friends with a nashon, he knows how to make you laugh when you're upset.
Girl 1; omg! That guy is so hot! What's his name?!

Girl 2; oh, that's nashon, he's my bestfriend, he's so funny. You should hit him up!

Girl 1; will do(;
Nashon by Lovely butternut March 27, 2013
It is a melding of the 2 words, nasty and fashion. Coined in a sewing lab many years ago, to describe totally ghetto rigging a garment together to make it look good, not using any actual technique or skill. It has evolved to mean throwing anything together to make it look nice, fashion or non fashion.
That sleeve is WAY too big to be sewn into that armhole, but I nashioned it together.

I am so good at making shit work, I should be called a Nashionista.

I would totally buy that shirt,but I know that designer just nashions everything.

nashion by Alyson Clair October 27, 2008
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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