Noun:
1. A serving of wine-tea with a partial shot of Jägermeister dropped into it. Traditionally an average sized cup is used for the wine-tea and a small oriental teacup is used for the Jägermeister. Unlike the similar Jägerbomb, a narwhal need not be slammed, and is in fact very pleasant to simply sip, with small amounts of Jäger slowly diffusing into the wine-tea.

2. The unicorn of the sea, and inventor of the shish kebab.

Verb:
1. To stab with a large piercing device, such as a sword or 9 foot long icicle, often in an epic or entertaining fashion.
Noun:
1. A black tea and Chardonnay wine-tea makes for a delicious narwhal.
2. Look at the size of that narwhal's horn!

Verb:
1. Remember that guy who got narwhaled by a blue icicle from a leaky airplane lavatory?
by neyen December 3, 2010
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a Narwhal is thought of to be a whale with a horn, or the rare combination of a unicorn and a whale. little known fact narwhals are closer related to the dolphin, and the horn is actually a large tooth protruding from the upper jaw. on average a narwhal can grow to be 7 to 12 feet in length with a horn length of anywhere between 6 to 9 feet. narwhals live in the arctic but have been known to migrate to northern pacific near Alaska and even as far as the antarctic. they travel in small groups of 4 or 5 but very rarely alone. their enemy is the killer whale.
guy 1: oh dude what was that?
guy 2: what?
guy 1: that thing over there, its like a dolphin but looks like a unicorn.
guy 2: oh that? thats just a narwhal.
guy 1: a what?
guy 2: a narwhal, its basically a dolphin with an accidentl tooth growing from its face
by Fredd the Narwhal June 5, 2011
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n - a non-kinky human who is utterly normal, vanilla, mundane, boring, a yuppie, and/or a douchebag
You know, when you spank me in front of the open window at night, I bet it really freaks out the neighborhood narwhals.
by menace to propriety August 15, 2009
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The act of forcefully removing one's penis and surgically attaching it to another individual's forehead, resembling a narwhal.
I got fired today.

Why?

My boss found my Facebook page and saw all of the pictures from last night.

What....?

I had one hell of a time narwhalling everybody at the party.
Oh yea, John bled out.
by Sodomy Boy April 20, 2011
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a joint that has a body shape like a narwhal. tends to be huge!
A very big joint that can have more than one zigzags to make it.
Dude used all my papers to roll a narwhal.
by trey fro November 26, 2010
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The badass unicorn whales that inhabit arctic waters. Also known as the jedi of the sea.
"Holy shit, did you see that narwhal!?"
"Yeah dude, he just shishkebabed that polar bear."
by DolphinSexualAdvances March 21, 2012
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1. A fat horny ass creature

2. a chode

3. a thick, stubby penis
when you think you have a narwhal bro, stay a virgin.
by nar-man June 7, 2010
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