Naruto Runners

The naruto runners are a specified group participating in the raid of Area 51.

Naruto Runners : Dude we're gonna decimate those guards with our fast speeds!

Naruto Runners by Tylertoad July 17, 2019

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Naruto Runners

A group of highly trained ninja mercenaries that can dodge bullets, create clones, and SexyJutsu

Karens- I carpool all of the Furries to the front lines and then they'll form a phalanx. The Naruto Runners will create shadow clones to cover the Kyles. The Kyles will break the outer walls so the Crackheads could overpower the guards. They can't stop us all
Naruto Runners- I just wanna clap so alien cheeks

Naruto Runners by Void_Slash April 27, 2020

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Naruto Runners

A group of naruto masters who naruto ran into area 51 to find the aliens. Masters of clonejitsu.

The Naruto runners followed the Kyles and ran to the base using clonejitsu

Naruto Runners by mr. Bruthdr July 23, 2019

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Naruto Runners

A group of highly trained ninja mercenaries that can dodge bullets, create clones, and SexyJutsu

Karens- I carpool all of the Furries to the front lines and then they'll form a phalanx. You guys will go around covering the Kyles. The Kyles will destroy the outer gates so the Anti-Vax kids and the Crackheads could sneak in and overpower the guards. They can't stop us all
Naruto Runners- I just wanna clap some alien cheeks

Naruto Runners by Void_Slash April 27, 2020

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Naruto Runners

People that are gonna get screwed by Maggie Pesky (she's way more powerful than them alien Bois)

Maggie Pesky is gonna screw the Naruto Runners up really bad

Naruto Runners by Hamtaro July 26, 2019

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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