Napoleon Bonaparte

Somenone who continues gambling untill he loses everything he won and sometimes extra

person 1: BRO, you won five hundred, stop now before you start losing.
person 2: HELL NAW, *loses*
person one: your such a napoleon bonaparte

by scorpio blyat dude cyka November 20, 2019

Napoleon Bonaparte

French midget who has some MASSIVE male camel toe in every portrait that has been painted of him.

"Napoleon Bonaparte wore his pants up to his fucking armpits, creating some terrible male camel toe. His balls must have been in constant pain. No wonder he was such a douchebag.

by yousuckpenis January 14, 2010

Napoleon Bonaparte

basically the real life version of Levi Ackerman. further proof that midgets make the best military leaders.

Napoleon Bonaparte suffers from Ackerman syndrome, a condition that makes your body short but increases the length of your dick, a trait that is crucial for any successful leader.

by t0x1c w4st3 May 31, 2021

Napoleon Bonaparte

The sexual act of standing on one's knees to imitate a man of small stature, then ejaculating on the nose of one's sexual partner, much like Napoleon's forces did to the sphinx in Egypt.

Dude, I so Napoleon Bonaparted that bitch, she sneezed for like two hours straight.

by MeatPie April 22, 2008

napoleon bonaparte

that one historical figure WE (me you EVERYONE) are ALL gooning to in the MASSIVE 2025🤤 but also somewhat dislike

someone: yo bro you like napoleon tell me about him
me: napoleon bonaparte mentioned.? Oh no.. It's growing.. it’s raising.. ITS RIPPING THROUGH MY PANTS!!! the substance spilling. yh but i kinda dislike him anyways yaps about napoleon

by napoleons #1 GOONER😹✌️ April 29, 2025

Napoleon Bonaparte

The only reason this guy took over all of Europe and be French at the same time was because he was short. It took all of his normal height to counteract the French brand of cowardice.

Hey look at the short person.
Shutup, you retard. I'ma goanna take over the world like my brother Napoleon Bonaparte did. Short people for the win!

by Vanish29 March 12, 2008

Napoleon Bonaparte

There Is nothing we can do.

There is nothing we can do - Napoleon Bonaparte

by LuarZelaznog October 09, 2023