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nasle sex 

Also know as nasex, is a sex move were you stick your big toe up into the sex partners nose until they pass out then you start having sex with there died body.
This is going great, can you handle some nasle sex

Naples Boy 

a white teenage boy who is quite spoiled that lives in Naples Florida and whos parents give him a lot of money and sluts line up to suck him off.
Yo, James is a Naples Boy. He always flaunts his money and his mom & dad bought him a Porsche! I am so jealous that he has so many bitches. He must double dip the chicken wing every-night.
Naples Boy by URBAN USERRRR October 7, 2018

Naples Girl

a white teenage girl who is quite spoiled that lives in Naples Florida and whos parents give her a lot of money and jocks line up to fuck her.
Yo, Molly is a Naples Girl. She always flaunts her money and her mom & dad bought her a Porsche! I am so jealous that she has so many boyfriends.
Naples Girl by URBAN USERRRR October 9, 2018
a white rich city in Florida..

also called nap town, nappy town, nipples, and 2tres9 *239*

snowbirds come every winter and totally kill the roads. and they drive slow as hell. which is why it takes years to get anywhere.
dayum.. she lives in naples what a rich bitch.

youre goin to naples?? in december?? wow... ur gonna be sitting in ur car for a long-ass time. watch for the snow birds
Naples by cougar-cute January 15, 2006
A large town south of Fort Myers. Here are 7 useful tips about the area, both positive and negative.

1. For the most part, self-worth is based on the person's wealth, or that of their parents.

2. Most of the people are recent transplants from New York, Michigan, Illinois, Mexico, and Cuba.

3. It is the unofficial Ed Hardy capital of Southwest Florida.

4. There are two well-known nightclubs in town and Vision offers open bar on Thursdays for a small extra charge. Like any club though, a large presence of d-bags can be the norm.

5. Home to some very nice beaches. Soft sand and warm water, if you enjoy swimming and relaxing it's a good place to go.

6. Home to the best one of the best skateparks in the SWFL area. Best time to go is early in the day, after about 3 or 4 it really crowds up.

7. Due to a lack of big universities, it is sort of a ghost town, leaving mostly Townies that like to cause drama and fights between eachother, wear lots of tight-fitting Ed Hardy to show everybody just "how jacked and tan I am" (see my new haircut), and other sketchy types. Good people are around but are too few and far between to really make this a "spot" for meeting decent people.

All in all, it's a great for retirees, vacationers and people with some cash to blow. But for those trying to make something of themselves, consider an alternative.
If you drive by the High School and mistake it for a Mercedes-Benz dealership, chances are you're in Naples.
Naples by TrueShiz239 June 29, 2010
A place in Florida. The wealthy old people live here. Their rich grandchildren are selfish snobs with better cars than an average forty year old.

It is also a place with no entertainment, so smoking pot at night is the main thing to do.
You live in naples? What year Lexus do you drive?
Naples by leaf nose computer March 2, 2009
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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