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Naked Friends 

Friends, that when hanging out, occasionally become naked and engage in activities of a sexual nature. Not to be confused with friends with benefits.
Guy 1: They're naked friends.
Guy 2: You mean friends with benefits?
Guy 1: No. They're naked friends.
Guy 2: What's the difference?
Guy 1: They still hang out during the day, and they might not have sex when they do hang out.
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Special Naked Friend 

A sexual partner with whom there is no official 'girl/boyfriend' or marital relationship. One has Special Naked Occasions with one's Special Naked Friend
Jo is my Special Naked Friend = Jo and I have sex together but we are not 'going out'

I had sex with my Special Naked Friend last night.

I had a Special Naked Occasion with my Special Naked Friend last night.
Special Naked Friend by Bambi Gray September 1, 2005

National Hate Your Friend Named Chris Day 

Tom: Oh hey chris
Nick: No it’s National Hate your Friend Named Chris day
Tom: Ok. Fuck you Chris

My friend named justin 

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ᶠᵒʳᵗⁿⁱᵗᵉ my guy Uhhh 😩🥶🥶🥵🥵
I just had a good night sleep with my friend named Justin
My friend named justin by PHROGS January 28, 2021

give your friend named gabby a hug 

October 24 is give your friend named gabby a hug day. this means that if you have a friend named gabby, give her a hug. it might cheer her up if she is having a bad day.
you: hey gabby do you want a hug?
gabby:sure why not

give your friend named gabby a hug:this means that if you have a friend named gabby, give her a hug. it might cheer her up if she is having a bad day.

my friend is named gary 

Jeff: Hey what's your friend's name?
Chris: My friend is named Gary

My friend Greg's pet cat named Gus 

My friend Greg has a pet cat named Gus. This is for him.
oh that cat there is my friend greg's pet cat named Gus