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NMP

Acronym for 'not my problem'. Typically used in situations where sympathy would be expected.

From the Monk T.V. episode 'Mr Monk Gets Fired'

Commissioner Brooks:
I don't care. The man is toast. He'll never work for this department, with this department or in this department again! And I'm pulling his private liscense!

Captain Stottlemeyer:
No you can't do that.

Commissioner Brooks:
It's all ready done!

Captain Stottlemeyer:
Commissioner Brooks, Police work, detection, that's all Monk knows. If you do that it will kill him.

Commissioner Brooks:
That's NMP! Not. My. Problem.

by ceruleanblue June 30, 2012