National short people day 

Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!

Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house

National short people day by Ur mum gay sksksks November 16, 2019

National short people day 

The one day short people (5'5" and under) can't be made fun of, if someone does they owe you a hug.

"Your short" shii guess i owe you a hug since its national short people day

National short people day by Franklin2420 November 16, 2020

national short people day 

people who are shorter than you are supposed to be appreciated

aye its national short people day

yoo congrats on being a smurf

national short people day by bruv325 December 14, 2020

National Short People Day 

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.

Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'

National Short People Day by nonrupt October 20, 2021

National short people day 

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!

“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)

National short people day by Fartface867 April 10, 2025

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed

Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day

National throw short people day by Pug? October 6, 2021

National throw short people day

On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.

Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!

National throw short people day by IRFNBR October 21, 2021