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Mystery shopper 

Doing the lady from behind, pretending to fumble and fall out whilst your mate who was hiding in the wardrobe takes over. You run outside and tap on the window and when she looks up you wave.
My boyfriend surprised me last night with a mystery shopper. Lets just say he was so good my boyfriend has moved out and the shopper's moved in.
Mystery shopper by Intrusion June 26, 2012
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MYSTERY SHOPPER 

THE ACT OF FARTING IN A STORE AISLE,THEN WALKING DOWN THE NEXT AISLEAND LOOKING BACK TO SEE WHO WALKED THROUGH THE FART.
I left a mystery shopper in at walmart and took out 6 people.
MYSTERY SHOPPER by M514R October 9, 2008

Mystery shopper 

Another word for a secret shopper.
I’m so excited about my new mystery shopper side gig!

As a mystery shopper, even your friends shouldn’t know what you do. It could blow your cover on a job
Mystery shopper by Jozéy January 1, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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