myspace ho

narscisistic and insecure luser of MySpace.com who spamsothers with friend requests seeking like-minded people who add each other and post innane and insipid comments under the delusion that the appearance of friends and comments so aquired (numbering into at least four figures) on one's profile page impresses anyone.

I'm flooded friend requests from complete strangers, like this myspace ho, Quicha, who already has 12945 friends!

by word_g33k June 23, 2006

myspace hopping

The act of jumping from one myspace to another for hours at a time. (Usually viewing the myspace of people you do not know and viewing pictures, but not commenting.) If done excessively, this would classify you as a myspace whore.

I was myspace hopping for hours last night, I know, I'm lame.

by MonicaBreanna January 25, 2006

myspace hot

When someone looks hot on myspace but looks like shit in real life.

I met up with this girl i met on the myspace but sadly,she was just myspace hot,and was fuckin ugly in real life.

by Milö von kreskleväch July 20, 2008

MySpace Hoes

Females who have no life, there day usually consist of putting on different outfits such as lingerie or bathing suites and taking pics just to add to there myspace page. These are usually unattractive gurls who don't really look like much in person so they take pics wit there camera phones in the bathroom mirror from there best angles and use them to try to find guys to get attention from.

about 75% of the females on Myspace are Myspace Hoes

by Chyna_gurl January 27, 2007

myspace hooka

a person who likes to be on myspace about fourteen out of twenty-four hours a day. They are preferbley women but can be those "emo gentlemen". They are on so much these side affects may accur: eating disorders, sudden nudity, insomnia, lack of social activity, accept computer friends. They usually love to take pictures of themselves a little bit to much and are usually half naked during most of these pictures and make pornographic faces or acts. Leading a "myspace hooka life" is not a way to live, it is worst then doing Heroine and even acts of prostitution, but it is however a great way to make false friends that you will never really have a relationship wif.

Julia: "Tiffany gurrl c'mon I came over here to go to da clubs and bump and grind and geet boozed out of my mind and you've been checking yo myspace for 4 hours now and you didn't even get ready..you look like a 5 dollar hoe."

Tiffany: "you just trippin' I just posted a new picture and I need to get at least five comments in an hour and one friend request or my reputation will be ruined!"

Julia: "whatev hoe you ain't nothing but a myspace hooka, I'm leaving trick I wanna get my freak-a-leak on and I can't do that with you attatched to that damn computer peace Biatch!"

Tiffany: "your just hatin' 'cause I gots mo friends than you do and I'm pretty and I ain't got a weeve slut!"

by Adri! at the waffle house June 14, 2006

Myspace Hoar Blitz

This is a term that describes the way that certain internet forums will locate a random whore (here on out known as "hoar") and they will all harrass her myspace page by means of altering her pictures and or inviting her to participate in lude sexual acts by way of rearranging her refrigerator magnets. Upon completion of said harrassment, participants are then required to post up thier contributions to be judged/admired by thier peers. This term was originated on honda-tech.com and many hoars were harrassed mercilessly.

Is this thread going to stay on topic or will it just become another myspace hoar blitz.

by Mr.E.G. June 1, 2006

MySpace Hoes

Females on MySpace that do things they accuse their significant other of doing even though they participate in hypocritical situations themselves.

Searching for guys on the MySpace to talk to even though they are in a serious realtionship themselves or dedicating a page to a man that is a person they're not in a relationship with.

The MySpace Hoes are hypocrites because they have their page dedicated to a male celebrity while their significant has a page dedicated to their relationship.

by Mistah X September 10, 2008