Muffett 

A man with a bald spot and a hudge forehead. It takes him 10-15 seconds come figure out a come-back. Instead of a comb back its a comb forward.

My muffett throws girl like fits all day.

Muffett by spread legs April 14, 2009

MumFetti 

The white, celebratory Tissue paper BLASTED at the end of the Mumford and Sons, Delta Tour 2019.

And you're only able to acquire MumFetti if you or a loved one is fly enough to have amazing seats to an amazing concert.

"I scored all this MumFetti for my Mumford scrapbook"

MumFetti by AudiTempi April 4, 2019

Muffett 

A person that lectures you while wearing a medical mask.

I can't understand a word that muffett is saying.

Muffett by anonymous April 21, 2021

Murfetti 

Above the rest. One of the best friends you will ever have!

Murfetti loves her chocolate chip brownie banana bread cupcakes

Murfetti by Hellr👋 February 9, 2019

murkette

A female who would literally beat the living shit out of you. She is the female version of Murk, which is to murder or kill! She will fucking kill you!

If you wanna live, dont fuck with Murkette!

murkette by Nikkie Nicole January 24, 2020

Murfitt 

A very sexy and handsome young chap who's got a massive penis and great at sex.

A Murfitt is only better when his forename is Josh which makes him the best chance of ever having an orgasm in sex.

Yo Josh Murfitt fuck me like the dirty slut I am, Omg God Ur dick is sooooo long!

Murfitt by Super legit guy March 16, 2020

Murfitt 

A Murfitt is only better when his forename is Josh which makes him the best chance of ever having an orgasm in sex.

Yo Josh Murfitt fuck me like the dirty slut I am, Omg God Ur dick is sooooo long!

Or bruhhhh Ur such a goat!

Murfitt by Super legit guy March 16, 2020