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Murder Dick 

1. When a man is convinced he has fucked the living shit out of his partner, and he/she usually tells him he/she loves him shortly after. When a sex partner screams during sex as though they were being murdered.

2. After a man has sex with a woman on her period and his penis is covered in blood and resembles a murder weapon.
1. "Yo I hit her with the murder dick, now she won't leave me alone."
Murder Dick by Chester Steaknife September 2, 2012
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Murder Dick 

The act of (type of sex) fugging a choice biddie while she has been bleeding through her slit, just to find out that after completion, your dick looks like it has been skinned. Its bare... its raw... its red... murder dick.
Babe I know I am on my period, but i'm really horny... Are you down for some murder dick?
Murder Dick by Beefy Curtains September 25, 2014

Murder dick 

When a man has sex with a woman on her period, and his dick is covered in blood like a murder weapon.
You said you were off your period! yet here I am with murder dick.
Murder dick by LavenderLovetap July 12, 2021

Dick Murder 

Banging a broad that is on the rag and has quite the heavy flow, unbeknownst to you. You start railing, and all of a sudden you think you're doing a good job because shit is moist as a rainforest so you plow harder. Then as soon as she hops off, your cock looks like a crime scene.
"Holy shit dude, last night I had to break out the chalk line and forensics team."

"Why?"

"I committed dick murder to that chick last night after pulling out the tampon."
Dick Murder by PNS Chronicles February 7, 2012

Dick Murder 

To thrust your junk into a girl's booty at the club when dancing.
I'm about to dick murder this chick on the dance floor.
Dick Murder by rockbottom8 March 31, 2015
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