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Banging a broad that is on the rag and has quite the heavy flow, unbeknownst to you. You start railing, and all of a sudden you think you're doing a good job because shit is moist as a rainforest so you plow harder. Then as soon as she hops off, your cock looks like a crime scene.
"Holy shit dude, last night I had to break out the chalk line and forensics team."

"Why?"

"I committed dick murder to that chick last night after pulling out the tampon."
by PNS Chronicles January 21, 2012
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