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Mullet Man 

A white redneck wannabe with a mullet, generally an alcoholic who enjoys a good time
Larrett: Gahd motha fuckin damn JT that’s gotta me the best looking gahdamn hair cut I ever did see
JT: I am Mullet Man
Larret: Incoherent southern slurred speech* gahdamn Mullet Main
Mullet Man by PogManTommy April 9, 2021
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Mullet man 

Anybody who has any mullet type as a hair style.
MAN 1

Shut up, check it out.

MAN 2

What!

MAN 1

The Mullet man.

(Depending on the style of the Mullet there will be some type of background music playing. e.g Hard Rock, Hill Billy, Rod Stuart. )
Mullet man by hitwenty July 11, 2010

Mullet man 

Idiots who likes getting bottomed by pedo stashed, caterpillar eyebrowed little boys
Is he a mullet man?
Yes he is
Mullet man by Fobert Relekey June 17, 2021

Mullet Man 

A man with a Mullet
person 1:Why do you have a mullet?
Person2: Excuse meeeee this is the new fashion
Person 1: Dude mullets weren't invented in this time you Mullet Mannnnnn
Mullet Man by Kate Drechsler June 2, 2022

Main Mullet Man 

The Main singer of Journey with a giant Mullet Mainly in the music video seperate ways where the Main Mullet Main looks especially faggy
"You know that faggot from journey, Main Mullet Man"
Main Mullet Man by FatFaggotTreats January 3, 2021

Mullet Afro Man 

One of the greatest people to ever be able to make his own 5-piece band recording all by himself.
Mullet Afro man is one of the greatest people to ever be able to make his own 5-piece band recording all by himself... Beatnicks!

Main Man Mullet 

The Main Man Mullet is a being that is widely considered to be the most powerful force in the universe, even more powerful than god himself. The Main Man Mullet can be found playing Xbox with complete retards to feel smart or fucking fat girls. His mullet is bulletproof and can be used as a cooler to store his iced tea and mystery meat.
Today I started a cult dedicated to the Main Man Mullet.
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