Mulch Job

The act of having your part enter use their dried feces to jack you off.
We saw Teeth last night and Janet was so scared she shit herself. Then, she gave me a great mulch job.
by Mulchanator April 17, 2023
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go mulch yo self

An expression used when nosey neighbors are all up in your shit about your new garden areas.
neighbor: " that's a lot of ...aaa... mulch"
you: "go mulch yo self"

Regards, Cudd all of you special!
by OneArmJesus October 05, 2021
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Munchie Mulch

Hey bro did you hear that they legalized Munchie Mulch in Colorado?
by rploeck November 09, 2012
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charles mulch

smelly fertilizer that you pour over dead bodys to bury them.
hey mom i put some charles mulch on the people next door already!
by ishmale January 26, 2007
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MULCH DAY

I HEREBY DECLARE THE ON THE 7TH DAY OF DECEMBER, IT IS TRUE THAT THE MULCH IS HERE
'THE MULCH IS HERE! IT MUST INDEED BE MULCH DAY!'
by ScrallySam December 07, 2022
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Mulching

When you are having anal sex and your partner gets diarrhea. You don't stop and it starts to make mulch mulch mulch sound.
We were getting it in and then things got real kinky when she started mulching.
by Jbereal January 27, 2022
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Mulching

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I am so small I need mulch to grow!
I am mulching!

I cannot be stopped
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