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Mukwonago 

A town in south eastern Wisconsin that is better than it's neighbor East Troy by far, but sucks ass compared to just about anywhere else in the SE.

This town is loathed by most teens with aspirations of something bigger than what they are offered in Mukwonago. Unfortunately, there is far to many teens that don't aspire for something outside of this shit hole and inevitably end up living there mediocre lives there raising their children who lack any sense to vacate asap.

Also known as Muktown, which is the lazy, hick way of referring to Mukwonago. Take note, most people should be struck dead for using such a phrase for it displays a lack of intellectual well being.
Person 1: How's life?
Person 2: I live in Mukwonago. You figure it out.
Mukwonago by Guff Leonardo January 18, 2009
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mukwonago 

meaning place of the bear; a town in waukesha county,WI; the best fucking town ever
Mukwonago is the best fucking town ever
mukwonago by keiv July 12, 2006
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Mukwonaghetto 

(1)A term used to describe a small town in Wisconsin named Mukwonago.

(2) Any part of Mukwonago, WI that finds itself located behind Kashmir music store.
"What's happenin' in the Mukwonaghetto today?"
Mukwonaghetto by Anna January 27, 2005

Mukwonagowned 

When someone is owned by a resident(s) of Mukwonago, WI
Commonly used when referring to a football game.
Since switching to a new style of offense/coaching staff, getting Mukwonagowned in conjunction with a football game is now a very rare/nonexistent occurrence.
Waukesha North just got Mukwonagowned in the football game.
Mukwonagowned by John Zydowicz September 1, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026