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Mukwonago 

A town in south eastern Wisconsin that is better than it's neighbor East Troy by far, but sucks ass compared to just about anywhere else in the SE.

This town is loathed by most teens with aspirations of something bigger than what they are offered in Mukwonago. Unfortunately, there is far to many teens that don't aspire for something outside of this shit hole and inevitably end up living there mediocre lives there raising their children who lack any sense to vacate asap.

Also known as Muktown, which is the lazy, hick way of referring to Mukwonago. Take note, most people should be struck dead for using such a phrase for it displays a lack of intellectual well being.
Person 1: How's life?
Person 2: I live in Mukwonago. You figure it out.
Mukwonago by Guff Leonardo January 18, 2009
Words you can keep

mukwonago 

meaning place of the bear; a town in waukesha county,WI; the best fucking town ever
Mukwonago is the best fucking town ever
mukwonago by keiv July 12, 2006
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Mukwonaghetto 

(1)A term used to describe a small town in Wisconsin named Mukwonago.

(2) Any part of Mukwonago, WI that finds itself located behind Kashmir music store.
"What's happenin' in the Mukwonaghetto today?"
Mukwonaghetto by Anna January 27, 2005

Mukwonagowned 

When someone is owned by a resident(s) of Mukwonago, WI
Commonly used when referring to a football game.
Since switching to a new style of offense/coaching staff, getting Mukwonagowned in conjunction with a football game is now a very rare/nonexistent occurrence.
Waukesha North just got Mukwonagowned in the football game.
Mukwonagowned by John Zydowicz September 1, 2006
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